Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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