that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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