It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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