they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
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If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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