Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I'm sobbing to NWA
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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