what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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