Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
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