Taylor Swift is so right about you.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
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Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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