Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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