My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
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He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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