put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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