when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
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And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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