if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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