How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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