dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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