There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
