I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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