JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just 30 Funny Tumblr Posts About Starbucks
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
18 People Are Kind Of A**holes But Also Completely Hilarious
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT