Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
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It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?