is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
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You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
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You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Enjoy the penises
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.