That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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