So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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