You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
In America we eat man semen.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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