You work out of a Hotel?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
17 Women That Lost Condoms Up Their Lady Parts
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
23 People Confess The Most F*cked Up Thing Guests Have Done In Their House
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
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