Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
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You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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