tell your sister to shave her snatch
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.