Me. At least after what I've been through.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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