he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
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The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
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I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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