You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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