Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
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For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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