Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
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Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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