You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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