I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Randomize
