Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
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I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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