i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Holy sore nipples Batman
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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