i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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