Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
foreskin is a definite game changer
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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