WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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