I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
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they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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