Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
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I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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