my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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