i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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