She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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