Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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