I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
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All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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