Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
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sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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