Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
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Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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