playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
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We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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