Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
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shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
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I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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