Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
