Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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