Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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