even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
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How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
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Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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