I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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