We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
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you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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