I want to stick my p in your. b.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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