That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
The cops high fived after they tackled you
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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