there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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