big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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