He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
it was like eating out sand paper
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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did i walk over a car last night?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Randomize