It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
the condom got lost in my hair
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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